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【赛后贴】季后赛首轮G3，凯尔特人109-103战胜篮网，大比分3-0领先。

双方关键球员数据：

凯尔特人：塔图姆39分5板6助攻6抢断，杰伦-布朗23分4板5助攻2抢断，斯玛特14分3板6助攻2抢断，泰斯9分6板2助攻，G-威廉姆斯7分5板，普理查德10分。

篮网：布鲁斯-布朗26分8板3助攻2抢断，杜兰特16分8板8助攻1抢断，欧文16分3板9助攻3抢断，赛斯-库里10分2助攻，米尔斯12分，克拉克斯顿13分7板，格里芬8分。

[–]WarriorsAlley-Oub 5276 points 2 hours ago

Bruce Brown can't win with these cats

勇士球迷：布鲁斯-布朗带着这些阿猫阿狗可没法赢球。

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 2701 points 2 hours ago

I mean no disrespect, but Bruce Brown having more points than 2 of the most gifted scorers the game has ever seen in a PIVOTAL playoff game is completely unacceptable.

猛龙球迷：没有不尊重的意思，但在这场极为关键的季后赛里，布朗比史上最具天赋的两位得分手得分都要多，这说出去谁能接受啊。

上：塔图姆 下：KD和欧文 图来自美剧《月光骑士》

[–]KnicksGragasBodySlam 1370 points 2 hours ago

One of the greatest scorers of our lifetimes only attempting 11 shots and completely looking like a deer in headlights anytime he touched the ball is even more unacceptable

尼克斯球迷：我们这个时代最伟大的得分手之一只出手了11次，每当他持球时，看起来就像一只无头苍蝇，这说出去就更没人信了。

[–]bosthrowyay 1045 points 2 hours ago

Dude had no space, ever. The Celtics' entire approach has been to say "Durant ain't gonna get shit, what can the rest of you do without him"...answer appears to be, not nearly enough.

波什球迷：KD一直没有空间，凯尔特人全队的策略就是“KD别想在比赛中予取予求，剩下的那些人没了他能干啥”……结果有人站出来了，但不足以与绿军抗衡。

[–]Celticstbonecs 620 points 2 hours ago

The celtics defensive gameplan straight up just lets Bruce Brown get what he wants and it works to perfection. They'll live with him being the leading scorer 1000% of the time.

凯尔特人球迷：我们的防守计划就是让布朗得到他想要的所有分数，而且这计划执行得很完美。这样的比赛打一千场，他们还是能接受布朗拥有篮网队内的最高分。

[–]atlfirsttimer 272 points 2 hours ago

Most skilled duo of all time by the way

球迷：顺带提一嘴，这就是你们所说的史上最有技术的二人组。

[–][CLE] Evan Mobleybigcow31 208 points 2 hours ago

Not even the most skilled duo this series.

骑士球迷：在这轮系列赛里，他们都不是最有技术的二位。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 3318 points 2 hours ago

KD and Kyrie are one loss away from getting swept by Kyrie's old team.

If the Celtics finish the job on Monday, this sub is going to collectively climax lol

独行侠王治郅球迷：KD和欧文距离被后者老东家横扫只差一场。

如果凯尔特人能在下周二完成任务，咱们论坛就要过年啦。

[–]LakersRulersBack 2497 points 3 hours ago

Simmons might get eliminated from the playoffs in back to back games too

湖人球迷：本西有可能在背靠背的季后赛比赛中被淘汰出局。（本西上次打球是2021年6月21日，76人在与老鹰的抢七大战中被淘汰，预计本西G4会出战。）

[–]Raptorsresipsaloquitor5 927 points 3 hours ago

That’s efficiency

猛龙球迷：这效率，没谁了！

坐在替补席的本西看着就像这个玩意儿

[–]Celticsunexpectedreboots 286 points 3 hours ago

No shot Simmons plays Monday now.

I can already tell you his back is tightening up.

凯尔特人球迷：没有篮的本西周二要打。

我现在就能告诉你们，他的背部已经紧张了。

[–]RaptorsLionelRitchie76 445 points 3 hours ago

Tbh I want it to end in Boston just to see how ugly it gets lol

猛龙球迷：老实说，我其实挺想看凯尔特人回主场结束这轮系列赛的，我倒想想看看篮网最后会被羞辱得多么惨。

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatumjpaxlux 212 points 3 hours ago

Loudest "Kyrie Sucks" chants ever

凯尔特人球迷：将会听到史上最噪的“欧文辣鸡”！

[–]CelticsAdamb34n 2110 points 3 hours ago

We really just watched Blake Griffin, in 2022, get baited into a shootout in a legacy game for KD and Kyrie.

Incredible.

凯尔特人球迷：都2022年了，我们居然在一场需要KD和欧文证明自己的比赛里，看到格里芬大放异彩。

活久见！

[–]CelticsEquitaurus 1015 points 3 hours ago

He shot better than either of them lmao

凯尔特人球迷：格里芬的投篮比这两位都要好，笑死我了。

[–]CelticsEquitaurus 592 points 4 hours ago

Blake Griffin had more 4th quarter points than KD and Kyrie combined

凯尔特人球迷：格林芬的末节得分（8分）比KD和欧文两人加一起（6分）还多。

[–]CelticsBrusselSproutbr00k 446 points 3 hours ago

Man was trying to bring the game back himself. Got them back to within 5, they took him out and Celtics blew it open again

凯尔特人球迷：格里芬想要凭借一己之力将比赛打回悬念，在他被替换下场前，篮网追到只剩五分，后来绿军又把优势扩大了。

纳什战术：让欧文运22秒还是让KD运22秒

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 639 points 3 hours ago

Speaking of KD and Kyrie, here's how they held up in the final quarter, compared to Tatum:

Tatum: 14 points

KD and Kyrie combined: 6 points

王治郅球迷：聊到KD和欧文，与塔图姆相比，他们在最后一节的表现如下：

塔图姆：14分

KD和欧文加一起：6分

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 1815 points 4 hours ago

Imagine being down 3-0 in the first round

猛龙球迷：想象一下他们在首轮就0-3落后。

[–]Sunsp0tatoman 1219 points 4 hours ago

I guess this is what Dragic meant by having "higher ambitions" than the Raptors

太阳球迷：我猜就这就是德拉季奇所谓的比猛龙有“更大的野心”。

[–]sidighjd 1584 points 4 hours ago

‪KD did not show up at all today‬

‪Deferring like crazy when he needed to take over ‬

球迷：KD今天完全就是隐身的表现。

需要他接管比赛的时候表现得犹犹豫豫。

[–]Everydayarmday24 161 points 4 hours ago

Did you forget kd when he kept passing to Russ in the playoffs

球迷：你忘记KD曾在季后赛里一直传球给威少吗？

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagoneloh1m 142 points 4 hours ago

KD has always been soft, he's cocky when he's surrounded by all-stars but when it's time for him to put the team on his back and will the W he disappears

骑士球迷：KD表现一直就软，当他身边全是全明星队友时，他就是“死神来了”，当需要他来带领球队走向胜利时，他就成“包工杜”了。

[–]KnicksBBQCHICKENALERT 67 points 5 hours ago

Everyone who said Golden State was KD’s team needs to shut the fuck up now. It was and always has been Steph Curry’s team. And I don’t even like Steph but it’s facts

尼克斯球迷：那些说勇士之前是KD球队的人现在可以闭嘴了。过去和现在一直都是库里的球队，我本人甚至不喜欢库里，但这就是事实。

塔图姆儿子：他们觉得他们能防住我爹地（哭笑不得）。

[–][BOS] Avery Bradleyjeffgreenfan 543 points 4 hours ago*

Tatum dominating the matchup

凯尔特人球迷：塔图姆统治了这次对位。

[–]Proof124 514 points 4 hours ago

Tatum took 29 shots to Durant's 11 lol - He's shutting KD down on one end and popping off for nearly 40 on the other. This is legendary stuff from Tatum and Cs as a whole

球迷：塔图姆出手29次，KD出手11次。他在防守端摁住了KD，然后进攻端几乎砍下40分。这对塔图姆个人和绿军全队来说是超神的表现。

[–]Magicmadelins 243 points 4 hours ago

He was afraid to shoot when Tatum was guarding him, I think he shot like maybe twice and one was a foul

球迷：当塔图姆防他时，他都不敢出手了。我记得他大概只出手了两次，有一次造了个犯规。

[–]Celticsbugeyes10 172 points 4 hours ago

Tatum isn’t waiting for KD to pass the torch. JT is taking it by force

凯尔特人球迷：塔图姆并没有等待KD交出火炬，而是强行把火炬接走。

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 133 points 4 hours ago

2016 KD in full affect

雷霆球迷：直接开启“16KD”摆烂模式。

[–]NBAHellkin 884 points 4 hours ago

Dont worry Ben Simmons got this.

球迷：别担心，本西能把这轮系列赛翻回来。

[–]Spursmikostands 487 points 4 hours ago

Breaking news: Ben Simmons's camp says he had a completely unexpected and massively disappointing setback in practice and will need another two weeks to assess his readiness to return.

马刺球迷：突发消息：本西阵营表示他在训练过程中遭遇了难以预料且令人大失所望的阻碍，还需要两周时间来评估他是否准备好复出。

[–]SpursNotFrankSalazar 796 points 4 hours ago

I kept waiting for KD to “Turn it on” but it never happened. Dude was damn near a liability this game. I’d be fucking shocked if Simmons plays game 4.

马刺球迷：我一直在等KD打开“死神”模式，但这一刻从未到来。他几乎成为本场比赛的累赘，如果本西G4真的复出的话，我就跟他姓。

[–]Lakershairyasscheeks_ 782 points 4 hours ago

KD is playing like a glorified Andrew Wiggins what a pathetic performance

湖人球迷：KD的表现就像是在养身的枸杞哥，多么可悲的表现！

[–]Warriorsfuckyouidontneedone 104 points 4 hours ago

the disrespect to Wiggins

勇士球迷：维金斯被黑的最惨的一次。

[–]CelticsJordanwolf98 264 points 4 hours ago

Bruce Brown would look like the superstar of the Nets if you just started watching basketball. He plays his ass off

凯尔特人球迷：如果你才开始看球，你可能以为布鲁斯-布朗是篮网队的超巨，他在场上拼尽全力。

纳什被聘为主教练后，欧文表示：“我并没有看到我们有一位主教练。”

[–]HeatChris13Haughey 709 points 4 hours ago

Udoka is coaching rings around Nash. Celtics defense incredible once again. Tatum is really maturing into a bonafide superstar

热火球迷：乌度卡上赛季还是纳什的助理教练呢。绿军今晚再次打出令人窒息的防守。塔图姆越来越成熟了，他已成长为一名货真价实的超巨。

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownChairman_Zhao 691 points 4 hours ago

Analysts: This will be the one of the most competitive and exciting first round series of all time!

The series: Excuse me.

凯尔特人球迷：

分析师们：这将是史上最具竞争、最令人兴奋的首轮系列赛之一。

本轮系列赛：再给你们一次重新发言的机会。

推特网友：这就是你们的主教练？

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