键盘侠|湖人输给了最烂的球队

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【赛后贴】今日NBA常规赛,火箭队114-110战胜湖人队。

双方关键球员数据:

湖人队:里夫斯24分4篮板7助攻1抢断,拉塞尔18分1篮板7助攻1抢断,比斯利16分3篮板1抢断,范德比尔特13分10篮板5助攻2抢断,施罗德16分2篮板0助攻,八村塁5分0篮板0助攻,布朗8分2篮板1助攻,加布里埃尔6分14篮板1助攻。

火箭队:小凯文-波特27分9篮板6助攻1抢断,杰伦-格林11分6篮板1助攻1抢断,小肯扬-马丁16分8篮板3助攻1抢断,小贾巴里-史密斯18分6篮板1助攻1盖帽,申京13分9篮板6助攻1抢断2盖帽,泰特13分4篮板4助攻,克里斯托弗12分3篮板1助攻,伊森2分5篮板1抢断。

[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 7 points 3 hours ago

Horrific loss. Can’t happen

山猫球迷:该赢的比赛没赢下,还说什么争冠大话!

[–]rebelstand 2 points 4 hours ago

Lmao the ref was trying their best to help the lakers rigg this win but lakers still can’t win

球迷:为帮湖人赢球,裁判使出浑身解数,湖人却把你辜负!

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 52 points 3 hours ago

Man the “we’re an honest .500 team” been on my drafts for days LMAOOO

湖人球迷:“我们胜率达到五成了”这条评论存在我的草稿箱好几天了,什么时候才能用上呢?

[–]Lakerslevantoo 8 points 3 hours ago

Lakers avoid .500 like it’s a fucking plaque.

湖人球迷:五成胜率犹如疟疾,我湖唯恐避之不及。

[–]RaptorsZsporter 343 points 5 hours ago

Why didn't they just play AD, blow the rockets out and sit him out early?

猛龙球迷:为什么不上戴维斯去把火箭打爆之后,再让他好好休息呢?

[–]JeromeWhatElse 63 points 5 hours ago

Because FO

球迷:因为湖人管理层就是湖人“执掌”的人啊!(FO即front office,管理层。另,谐音梗不扣钱)

[–]LakersSphexus 4 points 4 hours ago

This loss is on the FO, everyone and their mother knew the lakers need to sign a center and yet these dunces can't seem to understand that.

湖人球迷:这场比赛的锅得管理层来背,我奶奶都知道湖人需要签一个中锋,但这些“执掌者”好像不懂!

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramscruubb 23 points 4 hours ago

I'm fine resting AD. I'm not fine not signing a big man to a 10 day to fill in for back to backs

湖人球迷:戴维斯轮休,我能理解。但我不理解的是,怎么就不能用十天短合同签个大个子来顶一下背靠背的比赛?

[–]Lakerswilliam4534 3 points 4 hours ago

I hope Jeanie sells the team. I fucking hate her with every fibre of my being. She knew weeks in advance that AD wouldn’t play a back to back, and she knew Bamba was out, yet she still didn’t give the ok to sign a 10 day big because she’s a penny pinching fuck.

湖人球迷:真希望珍妮能把球队卖了!想到她,我是怒从心中起,恶向胆边生!她知道戴维斯不能打背靠背,她也知道班巴伤了,但她连用十天短合同签个大个子都不同意!珍妮真铁公鸡!

[–]LakersG1Spectrum[S] 22 points 3 hours ago

Lakers really had to sit AD down for this game huh?

湖人球迷:湖人真的必须让戴维斯轮休吗?

[–]Lakersbrick-young 4 points 4 hours ago

I thought the point of AD resting is so that he is healthy to play critical games towards the end of the season. What are we even resting him for at this point

湖人球迷:我理解的让浓眉轮休是为了让他能打赛季末的关键比赛。但,现在不是赛季末?还是现在的胜负不关键?

[–]HeatPandemicP789 178 points 4 hours ago

the best load managing is not playing after the regular season ends duh

热火球迷:最好的负荷管理,是常规赛结束之后就不再打比赛!

[–][LAL] Nick Van ExelAstroCoffee 462 points 5 hours ago

Wtf was the Lakers FO thinking.We just threw this season 

湖人球迷:湖人的管理层脑壳都有包,这赛季没戏了!

[–]76erspagonator 141 points 4 hours ago

“Thrown their season away” is a bit of an exaggeration

76人球迷:输给火箭就说湖人本赛季没戏了,多少是有点过了!

[–]Lakersahr3410 374 points 5 hours ago

Easy schedule don't matter when you pull shit like this

湖人球迷:要是自己不够硬,赛程再好也不行!

[–]LakersLow_Beyond8134 1 point 4 hours ago

Fuck this FO

湖人球迷:送湖管一幅字:春池嫣韵!

[–]Bullsalldaylurkerforever 1 point 4 hours ago

You'd think even without AD, you could beat the Rockets....

公牛球迷:就算没有浓眉,你们也该赢火箭啊……

[–]Lakersbroke_boi1 96 points 4 hours ago

We just lost to the most dogshit garbage team in the league. Unbelievable

湖人球迷:我们居然输给了联盟最烂的球队,难以置信!

[–]Celticsnrj6490 35 points 4 hours ago

Been there

凯尔特人球迷:难兄难弟!

[–]CelticsGregSays 13 points 5 hours ago

Wow what kind of team with championship aspirations loses to the Rockets this week

凯尔特人球迷:快让我看看都有哪些想争冠的球队输给了火箭啊?

[–]CelticsAngelic_Phoenix 21 points 4 hours ago

i honestly think rockets just turn tank mode off

凯尔特人球迷:我觉得,火箭是结束摆烂状态了!

[–]Rocketsaliterati 56 points 5 hours ago

Low key, recently Jabari has been crushing good teams.

And KPJ has looked so good.

火箭球迷:低调低调,最近只不过是小贾巴里打得好了而已。还有小波特也很不错啊!

[–]Knickssyllabic 6 points 4 hours ago

they honestly looked like not the worst team in the league tonight, they even overcame a ridiculous FT disparity and won

尼克斯球迷:火箭今天的表现可不是烂队,裁判的哨子偏成这样,他们还是赢了!

[–]Jazzschwaboy [score hidden] an hour ago

You lost to yourselves?

爵士球迷:输给了最烂的球队?你们是输给自己了吗?

[–]LakersFlat_Stranger69 87 points 5 hours ago

Fuck the rockets forgot they were a tanking team

湖人球迷:火箭,你一个摆烂球队,不务正业啊!

[–]Rocketsfrankievejle 52 points 5 hours ago

Yeah I guess both teams are unhappy with the result lmao

火箭球迷:你们输了不开心,我们赢了也没那么开心,唉……

[–]PistonsLunchThreatener -1 points 4 hours ago

The Pistons appreciate your sacrifice

活塞球迷:我愿称湖人为活塞侠!

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