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[赛后贴]西部季后赛第二轮,金州勇士队127-100战胜洛杉矶湖人队,将大比分扮成1-1

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湖人(1-1):詹姆斯23分7篮板3助攻1断,戴维斯11分7篮板4助攻3帽1断,里夫斯7分4篮板2助攻,拉塞尔10分8助攻1篮板1断,八村塁21分5篮板1断,范德比尔特6分6篮板,施罗德4分3篮板2助攻2断,朗尼-沃克9分,特里斯坦5分4篮板2助攻,克里斯蒂2分。

勇士(1-1):库里20分4篮板12助攻1断,克莱30分3篮板,格林11分11篮板9助攻1断,J-格林15分2助攻,维金斯11分4篮板4助攻1帽,迪文岑佐8分4篮板4助攻1帽,穆迪10分7篮板2助攻,普尔6分4篮板3助攻,卢尼6分8篮板,库明加3分2篮板,小佩顿7分5篮板。

[–]DirectorAggressive12 1199 points an hour ago

I just watched a full quarter of Anthony Lamb vs. Tristan Thompson in the playoffs. AMA

球迷:我刚刚看完整整一节兰姆 vs TT大战季后赛紫禁之巅!!战况空前!!大家有啥需要了解的尽管问我~~

注:今天的比赛,三节打完便进入了垃圾时间...

[–]WarriorsSpotHour 217 points an hour ago

Triston looks like he can’t play at my local YMCA. My god.

勇士球迷:TT现在太垮了,他看上去连进咱们屯儿的篮球队都够呛,我的老天爷诶~~

[–]LakersVon_Huge1103 77 points 57 minutes ago

I legitimately think I'd beat him in a free throw competition.

湖人球迷:不开玩笑,跟他来一场罚球比赛,我都觉得我能赢他…

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 571 points an hour ago

A lot of people are going to look stupid leaving JaMychal Green off their MVP ballots.

开拓者球迷:一大堆人没有给贾格林投MVP,现在傻眼了吧~~

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 1897 points an hour ago*

Steph and Dray ultra-spamming the pick and roll all game tonight is like that one asshole on Mortal Kombat that cooks you with the same move over and over.

勇士球迷:库里和追梦这俩人的挡拆配合,一个大招吃遍天,愣是玩儿了一整天!就像有个混蛋在《真人快打》游戏里只用一招,就剥夺了你所有的游戏体验!

[–]CelticsAnonymousIguana_ 125 points an hour ago

The motion offense is cool and generates lots of good looks, but when it comes down to it the Curry Draymond PnR is still the best tool the warriors have imo.

凯尔特人球迷:在我看来,虽然勇士的挡切进攻非常厉害,能创造出大量空位机会,但是在关键时刻,库里和追梦的挡拆配合仍然是勇士最厉害的武器!!

[–]wheeno 34 points an hour ago

It's why Kerr reluctantly but regularly spams it when shit gets serious lol.

球迷:这就是为啥科尔特别不情愿用库追挡拆(显不出自己的战术功力啊),但却又常常在危机时刻不得不拿出来玩赖,哈哈哈!

[–]jackgap 2026 points an hour ago

Death, taxes, and AD having a bad game after a good one.

球迷:世上有三样东西躲不过去:1. 死亡、2. 税收、3. 浓眉坚挺之后必定会萎掉的一场比赛~

[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 596 points an hour ago

Consistently inconsistent

公牛球迷:浓眉的不稳定性,实在是太稳定啦!!

[–]iamgreeneggsandsam 120 points an hour ago

30/23/5 to 11/7/4 is an historic falloff even for AD.

球迷:从30分23篮板5助攻,直线下滑到11分7篮板4助攻!哪怕是在说浓眉,这也算萎出历史新姿势了吧…

[–]Warriorsigotabridgetosell 96 points an hour ago

nobody's surprised tho

勇士球迷:楼上大惊小怪的干嘛~浓眉嘛~

[–]WarriorsWhenItsHalfPastFive 67 points an hour ago

Looney didn't even play much either lmao, AD was terrible tonight, love to see it.

勇士球迷:今天浓眉太烂了,搞得连卢员外都不用着打太久啊~我好喜欢~

[–]LakersLilithLustPAWG 92 points an hour ago

Looney out rebounded AD

湖人球迷:但是卢尼抢的篮板却还是比浓眉多啊~~

注:本场比赛,浓眉出战32分钟54秒,抢下7篮板;卢尼出战11分钟43秒,抢下8个篮板。

[–]WarriorsWhenItsHalfPastFive 76 points an hour ago

in 12 minutes too lmaooo, AD played 33 min

勇士球迷:卢尼才打了12分钟,笑死我啦~~哈哈哈~浓眉可是打了33分钟啊~

[–]Pelicansmadamsquirrel7 188 points an hour ago

Nothing more predictable than AD playing like prime Hakeem in one game and then follows the next game getting outplayed by jamychal green

鹈鹕球迷:没什么大惊小怪的,预测浓眉的表现可太容易了,他前一场比赛可以打得像巅峰时期的奥拉朱旺一样,下一场立马就可以被贾格林这种给打爆~

[–]NBAFerociousGiraffe 306 points an hour ago

Anthony “Never Know What You’re Gonna Get From Day-To-Day“ Davis

球迷:他就是:安东尼-永远猜不透他-戴维斯

[–]Warriorshowlingwolf123 114 points an hour ago

Anthony "Chamberlain to chamber pot" Davis

勇士球迷:他也是:安东尼-从一夜多次郎秒变前列腺罢工汉-戴维斯

[–]Vancouver GrizzliesTheOdiin 53 points an hour ago

Watching AD play basketball today could be used as a CIA torture tactic.

灰熊球迷:我看啊,完全可以把浓眉今天的比赛录像用于CIA对犯人的刑讯逼供啊!

(罪犯:不要啊!!!我招,我全招啦!!!)

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 1061 points an hour ago

Lakers: Let's all focus on trapping Steph YEAHHHHHHHH that’ll get em!

Klay Thompson: hi :)

湖人球迷:

湖人:这场比赛,我们要把库里给包死,嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿!!让勇士束手就擒!!

克莱:那我来了哦~~嘿嘿嘿~~~

(本场比赛克莱三节砍下30分,其中三分11中8)