键盘侠|本西复出首球三分迎射大帝 费城神秘行业热烈欢迎登哥

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据名记Shams报道,消息人士透露,篮网与76人达成了以哈登换本-西蒙斯为主体的交易!

具体交易方案:篮网送出哈登,得到本西、赛斯-库里以及一个不受保护的2022年首轮选秀权和一个受保护的2027年首轮选秀权。

据名记Woj后续报道,篮网还在此笔交易中送出米尔萨普,得到庄神!

[–]CelticsGrey_Samurai 6048 points 6 hours ago

Please please please basketball gods, make them face each other in the playoffs

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidThatPlayWasAwful 4086 points 6 hours ago

Ben sits all the philly games and Kyrie sits the nyc games

凯尔特人球迷:篮球之神,求求了,让他们在季后赛相遇吧。

76人球迷:本西费城客场不打,欧文主场比赛打不了。

[–]SilveryDeath 1289 points 6 hours ago*

The Nets acquired James Harden on January 14th 2021. They traded him on February 10th 2022. He, Durant and Kyrie played only 16 games together. They went 13-3.

[–]druidofnecro 413 points 4 hours ago

Thats an absolutely ridiculous stat

球迷:篮网在2021年1月14号得到了哈登,但在2022年2月10日交易了他。他和杜兰特、欧文一共一起打了16场比赛,战绩为13胜3负。

球迷:这个数据相当离谱。

恩比德发推西装男子(注:对于那些不知道这张照片背后的背景的人来说,这家伙来参加他敌人的葬礼是为了最后一次刁难他。)

[–]Raptors20person 5642 points 6 hours ago

FINALLY

猛龙球迷:终于!

[–]Mavericks_tx 1506 points 6 hours ago

And it's SOOOOOOOO much better for the 76'ers than like anyone thought it could be 2 months ago

独行侠球迷:对于76人来说,这个结果比2个月前任何人能想到的都要好太多了。

[–]KnicksRobbobertoBuii 4552 points 6 hours ago

Thybulle wasn't traded big time W

[–]Custard-Alone 1987 points 6 hours ago

And maxey

尼克斯球迷:塞布尔没有被交易,76人关键时刻的胜利。

球迷:还有马克西。

[–]Clippersvoac4y55bpuc 443 points 6 hours ago

As a Harden fan, this couldn't have been better. Sixers going to be fun to watch.

快船球迷:作为哈登球迷,这个结果可能再好不过了。76人的比赛将会非常好看。

[–]WarriorsDeusselkerr 627 points 6 hours ago

Starting lineup for Philly is Maxey/Harden/Thybulle/Harris/Embiid. GAWD DAYUM

勇士球迷:76人的首发阵容是马克西、哈登、塞布尔、哈里斯和恩比德。苍天呐!

[–]MavericksDirkNowitzkisWife 3625 points 6 hours ago

DOES PHILLY BUILD A SLIGHTLY SMALLER STATUE FOR KYRIE IRVING RUINING JAMES HARDEN’S LIFE?

独行侠球迷:费城是不是应该为欧文树个小点的雕像,因为他逼走了哈登?

[–]MagicGamesgtd 1679 points 6 hours ago

They build a statue of a vaccine shot

魔术球迷:他们应该搞一个打疫苗的雕像。

[–]Magickunallanuk 1779 points 6 hours ago

I want everyone who said the sixers had no leverage and should have just taken Brogdon and 2 picks to apologize and never make another trash take again

魔术球迷:我希望所有说76人没有筹码并且应该换布罗格登和2个选秀权的人道歉,以后别再搞这些垃圾预测了。

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 9271 points 7 hours ago

Thus finally ends perhaps the most obnoxious and unnecessarily dragged-out saga in NBA history

球迷:交易截止日终于结束了,或许这是NBA历史上最令人讨厌和最没必要等这么久的一天了。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 6389 points 7 hours ago

Kyrie’s streak of fucking up teams’ championship hopes remain intact.

勇士球迷:欧文连续破坏球队总冠军希望的纪录依然没有改变。

[–]LakersApollo611 815 points 6 hours ago

Turns out not taking the vaccine effects the people around you

湖人球迷:事实证明,不打疫苗还是会影响自己和身边的人。

[–]NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 876 points 7 hours ago

That flat earther fuck really did a number on us

goddamnit.

篮网球迷:这个地平说的狗R的真的摆了我们好几道。

MLGB。

[–]CelticsADartfordPark 494 points 7 hours ago

And you really thought you could change that pseudo intellectual prick

凯尔特人球迷:你们居然真的觉得可以改变那个伪知识分子。

[–]NetsCleopatraHadAnAnus 356 points 7 hours ago

Honestly, I’m so sorry to Boston fans for any element of doubt I ever had as far as all that goes.

Should have known better. Did not know better.

篮网球迷:老实讲,我要对绿军球迷道歉,不该一直质疑你们,

早就该知道的,怪自己过去没好好了解。

[–]RaptorsAndySmalls 8160 points 7 hours ago

And just like that... Ben Simmons was miraculously cured.

猛龙球迷:弹指一挥间,本西被奇迹般地治好了。

[–][LAL] Nick YoungTheChipiboy 2208 points 7 hours ago

Acting like the grandpa in spy kids 3

湖人球迷:就像是非常小特务3里面的爷爷。

[–]HeatBylvieBalvez 1532 points 7 hours ago

Or Grandpa Joe from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

热火球迷:亦或是查理和巧克力工厂里的乔爷爷。

[–]IHopeThisWorksForMe 5176 points 7 hours ago

"KD passes it to Simmons who is unguarded in the key... aaaaand he passes it back to KD..."

球迷:“KD将球传给了内线无人防守的本西……然然然后,他又传回给了KD……”

[–]KnicksTigerBasket 2242 points 7 hours ago

KD with tears rolling down his face, he knows he can't win with these cats.

尼克斯球迷:KD热泪盈眶,他知道他和这些阿猫阿狗一起无法赢下总冠军

[–]packersSB55champs 1047 points 7 hours ago

Hardest Road 2: even harder road

球迷:最艰难的路2之难上加难。

[–]WarriorsGloomy_Slide 446 points 6 hours ago

Man left Steph Curry for this lmao

勇士球迷:KD离开库里就为这。

[–]WarriorsRealDannyMM 102 points 6 hours ago

He would have a hand full of rings if he stayed in GSW his whole career

勇士球迷:如果他整个生涯都留在勇士的话,他的一只手会戴满总冠军戒指。

[–][DET] Bol Bolyodeadasss 5009 points 7 hours ago

LMAOOO DOC SHIPPED OUT HIS OWN SON IN LAW

活塞球迷:我的天,里弗斯居然把女婿送走了。

[–]LakersZammy512 3440 points 7 hours ago

Doc has now traded his own son and his son in law. He said fuck them kids

湖人球迷:里弗斯送走了自己的亲儿子和女婿,他说熊孩子不要了。

[–]Lakersboyifyoudontget 2132 points 7 hours ago

Karma farmers, you better be ready to post the first Simmons basket in his return.

[–]lolxdalcuadrado 1185 points 7 hours ago

simmons makes a logo three on embiids face

湖人球迷:那些个喷本西的家伙,你们最好准备好为本西复出后的首次进球发个贴。

球迷:本西当着恩比德的面命中一记LOGO三分。

[–]harry5839 1341 points 6 hours ago

Philly strip clubs and cheese steaks congratulations James!

球迷:费城拖衣舞俱乐部和牛排店热烈欢迎哈登。

[–]spacecashcow 3934 points 7 hours ago

Unrelated question: How do I buy stock in strip clubs from an individual city?

球迷:一个不相关的问题:我如何购买一个城市拖衣舞俱乐部的股票?

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